Bizzywig | January 30, 2009
My Dear Friend, The bus journey proved fraught with anxiety. “What would the Chairman think?” I found I just could not keep my mind off the M&S Piccalilli. It can leave a nasty stain, as you well know, and yet I’d wrapped each jar in my undergarments for a form of [...]
Bizzywig | January 28, 2009
My Dear Friend, I write this in transit! “Never before have I heard such productive nasal clearance.” The Day dawned bright and clear, and the crisp air made smokers of Carstairs, Dervish and myself as we stood, stamping and clapping like children, admiring the hoarfrost and sharing the odd, amusing quip. My excitement [...]