Bizzywig | March 25, 2009
My Dear Friend, Troubling Times. “Who you gonna call?” Please forgive my recent lack of communication. This last week has been a troublesome one and much as I loathe to lay the blame on the shoulders of any one person, it’s all The Pill’s fault. Claudine Jessop is quite mad. As you know, [...]
Bizzywig | March 9, 2009
My Dear Friend, . Please do not try to peel an orange in one. . It seems an ugly spectre has raised its head! A new and uncomfortable condition called ”Peel an orange in one-itis” is sweeping the country. Please be warned, My Dear Friend! Do not attempt to peel an orange in one piece under any circumstances. Symptoms [...]
Bizzywig | March 4, 2009
My Dear Friend, A most unusual morning. “What’s that ticking?” Today we were awakened by gentle ‘ahem-ming’ and the sound of someone calling “Knock Knock” outside our tent-flap. When I called out “Who’s There?” Carstairs facetiously chipped in “Dr. Dr Who?” in what he thought to be a hilarious way. Dervish, on the [...]