Bizzywig | March 9, 2009
My Dear Friend, . Please do not try to peel an orange in one. . It seems an ugly spectre has raised its head! A new and uncomfortable condition called ”Peel an orange in one-itis” is sweeping the country. Please be warned, My Dear Friend! Do not attempt to peel an orange in one piece under any circumstances. Symptoms [...]
Bizzywig | March 4, 2009
My Dear Friend, A most unusual morning. “What’s that ticking?” Today we were awakened by gentle ‘ahem-ming’ and the sound of someone calling “Knock Knock” outside our tent-flap. When I called out “Who’s There?” Carstairs facetiously chipped in “Dr. Dr Who?” in what he thought to be a hilarious way. Dervish, on the [...]
Bizzywig | February 22, 2009
My Dear Friend, The madness has passed. “I’ve also heard good things about jellyfish.” I’m sure my last letter left you confused and scratching your head. Given your ‘problem’, this was not, I think, a kind condition in which to leave you. Have you considered aromatherapy? I’ve also heard good things about jellyfish. Do [...]
Bizzywig | February 20, 2009
My Dear Friend, . How to peel an orange in one piece? . “I could peel an orange in one piece.” Why Peel an orange in one piece you ask? Well, as you know, time passes more slowly on a train heading to a destination. It’s something to do with physics, or [...]