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MTD - the world's first Victim of "Peel an orange in one-itis"
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How big is that jar of Pic with the snowman?
It must be 3 feet tall?
Where can I get one?
— A Bizzywig Friend
Aha! I will not reveal my sources… Or my sauces, pickles and relishes
Are you thinking of coming out with a line of Piccalilli or comestible-flavored sorbets? I think the snowman is a brilliant idea, but surely it is just the beginning! Also, the unpeeled carrot used as a garnish is inspired!
Now there’s an idea… There must be a vast, untapped, market for such exquisite culinary marvels. If only we could come up with an answer to the seasonal question…
Would you ask Mildred for the recipe of the award winning flapjack please?
I’d like to have some after my pic and chips.
Ta.
I’ll try – she’s a bit disgruntled at the moment…
When are Aubrey and Mildred getting married and how much Piccalilli is he taking on their honeymoon?
Ha!
We’ve been engaged for 14 years so don’t buy a hat just yet…
Where’s Bizzywig at now then? Need another journal entry please!
Could he tweet on twitter?
He could get Carstairs to do it too?
Bizzywig is currently practising how to peel an orange in one piece. He’ll be back to his usual barmy self very soon.
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Carstairs
Dear Bizzy-
How do you peel a kumquat in one piece? Or an armadillo?
Just wondering if you knew how MIldred does it…
Bon Appetite!
Ann
Ah, My Friend, sadly these are secrets Grandpa Bob took with him to his scotch-soaked grave. If you find a way to peel an armadillo in one piece I’d be jolly interested to hear about it. Humanely, of course. Perhaps one could knit an armadillo cosy to keep the poor peeled creatures warm afterwards?
Beware Kumquats – an evil fruit!
Just a thought on peeling an orange in one go, I’ve got a lovely ‘orange’ Tupperware peel an orange in one go peeler and that doesn’t leave flakes.
Perhaps it would be a good idea to ask Mildred to try to aquire one of these valuable items or perhaps you may find one on your travels Aubrey.
A very fine idea M.T.D! I shall endeavor to track down an “‘orange’ Tupperware peel an orange in one go peeler” at my earliest opportunity. It’s rather a long name though isn’t it? One would think they could come up with a shorter, zippier name than that, like ‘Speedy Peel’… or ‘Peel-Off-Pronto’…. or John.
Kindest Regards!
We have a dozen or so of those “peel an orange in one go peeler”s Aubrey could have if he made it to this side of the world- that is——- to NZ!!!!
Hail New Zealand Cousins!
Now which bus gets us to NZ? Is that the 391 or the X27?
Kindest Regards
I think I once spotted MIldred with a pair of ‘peel an orange in one go peelers’. She was wearing them as festive, dangling ear-bobs at a Cinco de Mayo bash held in a dicey bit of old Havana– or was that Bayone, New Jersey? Never mind…. They were an inspired choice to accessorize the Carmen MIranda, fruit-baskety bit of millinery she had on top of her head.Peel on, Darling, dashing girl!
Ole’!
But she told me she was on a church retreat in Barnstaple! Oh my!
Does this mean she wasn’t at a Women’s institute sabbatical in Croydon just before Whitsun too?
Oh woe.
And she told me she was allergic to plastic earrings.
Pehaps the earrings were Bakelite
Well she does like to bake…
Pray tell me, was she wearing any… Kumquats? She knows how I feel about them.
KR,
B
Her necklace, I think, was a piquant kumquat and key lime confection. It set her fruit-baskety, Carmen Miranda hat and ‘peel in one go” orange peeler ear bobs off deliciously! What a sense of style that Midred has… as well as a sense of mystery!
What has Croyden with its W.I. sabbaticals got to offer such an exciting and exotic flower as our MIldred? Oh pleezeeee….
On the other hand, perhaps she has a doppelganger or was separated at birth from her future-Conga-line champion twin?
Stranger things have happened… and with piccalilli, too!
I know… they’ve happened to me!
I’ve sent a messenger pigeon to Mildred to clear this matter up once and for all. I’m sure there must be an innocent explanation!
Have you tried to peel an orange in one lately? It’s dashed difficult!
I received this message today…
“Hello Bizzywig,
Please find enclosed a photo of me peeling an orange. I find it extremely addictive and wondered if you could tell me how to stop. My arms are getting tired.
MTD.”
This ‘peel an orange in one’ business is getting out of hand! I knew there would be fireworks over the gas thingummys. Is anyone else suffering from “Peel an orange in one-itis?”
Worriedly,
B
Dear B,
Is there any particular reason you call Claudine Jessop ‘The Pill’?
Of Course! She is one. Spend 10 minutes in her company and you’ll think she’s a pill too!